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Now thanks to globalization, funny racist jokes are not perceived as too threatening and offensive, which is a good thing. In fact, people tend to be more careful about saying them as overall public awareness regarding racism has been raised. Absolutely hillarious racist one-liners! The largest collection of racist one-line jokes in the world. All sorted from the best by our visitors. See TOP 10 racist one liners.
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These jokes scream 'Politically Incorrect' but no collection would be complete without nigger, coon, nigga, niggah and other versions of N-Word jokes. Very offensive. Racist jokes and one-liners.
Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker?
A: Stranded.
Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
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Submitted BY: nspringxc
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white guy?
A: Well obviously one of them is a fucking nigger
Riddles , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
Racist Reddit Jokes
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Anonymous
Why Are People Racist Reddit
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Riddles , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous
Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.
Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Riddles
102
Submitted BY: DefinitelyNotArab
Good Jokes
Q: What do you call it when a bunch of African people jump out a plane?
Trump Being Racist Reddit
A: Nightfall !!!
Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
44
Written By: funnyhunny
Why Is Reddit So Racist
Jokes from Reddit
- Reposts...r/Jokes has a search feature, input the title or punchline of your joke (before posting) and if it's been posted within the last month - please don't submit it.
- Why do men give cold women their jackets?No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth
- Apparently my family is racistI had them meet my new black girlfriend and they all started screaming at us. Especially my wife.
- The movie Speed didn't have a director...Because if Speed had direction, it would have been called Velocity.
- I asked my phone 'Siri, why am I so bad with women?'She said 'I'm Alexa you moron.'
- First day as a vetMe: What seems to be the problemCat: MeowMe: Yes, but where?
- Still my favorite joke I ever made up. ?A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. 'Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke.'So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. 'Hey you two!' he shouts. 'Stop making spectacles of yourselves!'
- A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm...'I'd like to buy a horth' he says.'What sort of horse?' asks the owner.'A female horth.' The owner shows him a mare.'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf. 'Can I thee her eyth?' The owner picks him up and shows him the eyes.'Nithe eyth, can I thee her teeth?' The owner picks him up and shows the teeth.'Nithe teeth. Now can I thee her twot?'The owner picks him up and shoves him head deep inside the horses' vagina, then pulls him out.The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that... Can I thee her wun awound!!'
- Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.Thereisnospacebar.
- Me and my girlfriend went to visit her parentsShe(whispering) : Don't tell my dad about us having sex. He will freak out about me getting pregnant.Me : Don't worry , I got this.Later-Her Dad : Hey man , you comming inside?Me(panicking): Whaaattttt NO , I would never...
- What do you call a Sith Lord with joint pain?Darthritis
- A cowboy walks into a bar and a man walks up to him and asks, 'Are you a cowboy?'The cowboy says to the man, 'If you mean someone who ropes and wrangles cattle, wakes up when the rooster crows, and packs a six shooter, then yes I am a cowboy.'A few minutes later a woman approaches the cowboy and asks, 'Are you a cowboy?' But before he can answer the woman says, 'Well I am a lesbian. I love women, I am infatuated by how beautiful women are, and think about nothing but having sex with women. And that makes me a lesbian.' Then the woman walks away.Then a few minutes after that another person goes up to the cowboy and asks, 'Are you a cowboy?'The cowboy looks puzzled and responds, 'I thought I was a cowboy, but it turns out I'm a lesbian.'
- Old MathjokeAn infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, 'You guys should know your limits.'
- Cop 1: This murder seems racially motivated.Cop 2: Hate crime?Cop 1: Of course I hate crime. That’s why I’m a cop.
- A lesbian couple got their elderly neighbor a Rolex for his birthday...Upon opening it the man said, ”This is really nice, but I think you ladies misunderstood when I told you I wanna watch”
- My grandparents used to have sex once a week, on a Sunday, in time to the nearby church bellsMy grandad would still be alive if it wasn't for that damn ice cream van
- What does 6.9 mean?Another great thing ruined by a period
- So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine moleculeIt was a salt
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